yo, lady with the blonde hair & boobs? can you put down the camera for a sec and, erh, help me? there's a huge blue fish hanging from a bar in front of me and i think it has teeth. it definately has a gang of friends - something green and white and something else i can't quite make out. they're just hanging here in front of my face and i'm scared and we've been having a stare-off for like 2 hours and i'm pretty sure i'm going to lose.
while we're on the subject, i dig that you put flowers by my changing table cause i love looking at them (of course i know you're just trying to distract me), but the ones that are there now are, um, mean. i'm not kidding. yesterday the big purple one made fun of my ears. i prefer daisies because they're simple and kind and their vocabulary is limited.
thanks. i promise i'll eventually learn your name and quit smiling at you when i fart.
love, t2
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